Some people are always running around doing things that are frankly really unnecessary. They really need to be more like you and learn how to just relax. This is the card to get for these freaks. it probably won't do a bit of good, the first thing they'll probably do with it is find a place to put it. Then they'll have to deal with the envelope and fuss about getting a reciprocal card for you...all before they even READ what you've written...these people...sheesh!